FAQ

Do you sell gift cards?

We do! Our gift cards are re-loadable and available in any amount. Currently, the gift cards only work in the store, not online. We also accept Downtown Longmont gift cards, which you can learn more about here.

ARE YOU PART OF A CHAIN?

Nope! We’re locally owned, independent, and truly one-of-a-kind.

WHATS UP WITH THE NAME?

We thought it was funny. That’s what’s up.

WHAT DO YOU SELL?

All kinds of stuff. Our goal is to offer gifts that make people feel awesome – whether that’s sentimental or sassy. No matter the occasion, we’ve got something for everyone. Everyone cool, anyway.

DO YOU SELL ONLINE?

That’s what this website is for, duh! We’re always working on improving our e-commerce site, so we can bring the snark to you in all kinds of cool new ways. We even have a spooky basement shipping station now!

ARE YOU HIRING?

Not right now! Sucks to be you.

DO YOU GIFT WRAP?

Hell yeah! We offer complimentary paper gift bags and we’re happy to help with any finishing touches! We’ll work with you to make your gifts extra-super-awesome. We’re also proud to carry gift bags from Freeset Global. These free-trade bags are made by women who are victims of the sex trade in India, as a means to liberate them from forced labor. Freeset gives these women an opportunity to earn money to care for their families. They are also given access to benefits like healthcare and education. Learn more about Freeset Global by visiting their website.