FAQ

WHAT SAFETY PRECAUTIONS ARE YOU TAKING TO COMBAT COVID 19?

All of ‘em!

We wear masks and require that anyone entering the store do the same.

To maintain distance, there’s a limit of 8 people in the store at once.

We sanitize several times a day.

UV lights are used in our air filtration system to kill viruses and bacteria

We also offer curbside pickup, shipping, and FREE local delivery in Longmont!

We pay close attention and stay up-to-date with current county and state regulations.

 

WHAT HOURS ARE YOU OPEN?

Wednesday – Saturday 12-6 are our current business hours.

Tuesdays are appointment only. Are you an at-risk person who would like to shop in safety? Email us to shop the whole store, by yourself!

We’re closed Sundays and Mondays. Our cats aren’t going to cuddle themselves.

Also: we offer curbside pick up & FREE local delivery within Longmont!

 

ARE YOU PART OF A CHAIN?

Nope! We’re locally owned, independent, and truly one-of-a-kind.

 

DO YOU SELL ONLINE?

That’s what this website is for!

We’re always working on improving our e-commerce site, so we can bring the snark to you in all kinds of cool new ways!

We even got a spooky basement shipping station now!

 

DO YOU SELL GIFT CARDS?

We do! Our gift cards are re-loadable and available in any amount. We also accept Downtown Longmont gift cards, which you can learn more about here.

 

DO YOU GIFT WRAP?

Hell yeah!

We offer complimentary paper gift bags. We’re happy to help with any finishing touches! We’ll work with you to make your gifts extra-super-awesome.

We’re also proud to carry gift bags from Freeset Global. These free-trade bags are made by women who are victims of the sex trade in India, as a means to liberate them from forced labor. Freeset gives these women an opportunity to earn money to care for their families. They are also given access to benefits like healthcare and education. Learn more about Freeset Global by visiting their website.

 

WHATS UP WITH THE NAME?

Fuck off! We thought it was funny. That’s what’s up.

 

WHAT DO YOU SELL?

All kinds of stuff.

Our goal is to offer gifts that make people feel awesome – whether that’s sentimental or sassy. No matter the occasion, we’ve got something for everyone. Everyone cool, anyway.

 

ARE YOU HIRING?

Not right now! Sucks to be you.

 

CONTACT

Find us on Instagram!  @snarkingtons

You can also email us: wsup @ snarkingtons.com

Rest assured that we will struggle to include an appropriate number of exclamation marks in our reply.