Snarkington’s Presents….

Lisa Patchem Photography!

If the shop wasn’t awesome enough, we are double awesome now! On Mondays and Sunday evenings, our gift shop turns into a professional photography studio where the magic happens. Get your family portraits or business headshots this week!

awesome business people's headshot


Longmont's cool-ass family Portraits



Lisa is a fellow entrepreneur with a background in the arts, namely photography, for the past 20+ years. She’s got a degree and everything, but who cares about paper? Take it from real-life clients, past and present, by checking out the testimonials below! 


You know it’s been too long since your last professional portrait. You need an update! Book with Lisa Patchem for your Longmont business headshot needs. All portraits are done in studio. (That means you’ll be inside the gift shop with fancy lights surrounding you 🙂

Whatchu need?

Whatever it is, there’s a 100% guarantee! We don’t sleep well at night unless you’re happy with your results.

All options require a $99 holding fee* for your session. Don’t worry, this amount is applied toward your final payment!

*We keep this amount if you don’t show up, so don’t be a dick by making us waste our time. We really are fun – be fun with us!

Bad Ass Business Headshots

$ 175
The business expense that pays for itself. We get it - it's kinda annoying and you reaaaally don't feel like it. But you gotta do it! It's sort-of like taxes, but we're way more fun!
  • Quick, hassle-free sessions!
  • Includes retouching of teeth whitening, blemish removal and skin softening.
  • Quick turn around time.

Family Portraiture

$ 499
You'll wish you had done it years ago. You've been meaning to, right?
Includes a CANVAS PRINT!
  • Includes a 16" x 20" Canvas Print.
  • (5) Digital files for online sharing.
  • Craft your perfect package - a la carte options for all your gift print needs.
  • All printed portraits include retouching.

Customer Reviews

"I had a successful and enjoyable Headshot session which was required for my new business website. Lisa made the experience fun and painless, and the picture we selected was the very best version of me. Lisa is not only an amazing artist, but kind and thoughtful. I give her the highest recommendation!"
David A.
"Lisa's warm and wonderful personality was the perfect fit for our dubious 6 year old and inquisitive 4 year old. She was a whiz at handling family dynamics and after a 30 minute session in which my husband and I were convinced had produced not 1 good photo she was able to show us many. I can't recommend her highly enough for her service, professionalism and ease to work with."
Stacey D.
Good Life Acupuncture & Wellness
"Lisa is a true professional and does a wonderful job putting everyone at ease during a photo shoot. Her real talent lies in her artistic ability and her keen sense of photographic style. I have hired Lisa for both business and family portraits and have always been impressed with the quality of her work. She is very accommodating and timely. If you are looking for portraits that will stand the test of time, then Lisa Patchem Photography is the right choice!"
Christine C.
Realtor - The Group, Inc. Real Estate