Snarkington’s Presents….

Lisa Patchem Photography!

If the shop wasn’t awesome enough, we are double awesome now! On Mondays and Sunday evenings, our gift shop turns into a professional photography studio where the magic happens. Get your family portraits or business headshots this week!

awesome business people's headshot


Longmont's cool-ass family Portraits



Lisa is a fellow entrepreneur with a background in the arts, namely photography, for the past 20+ years. She’s got a degree and everything, but who cares about paper? Take it from real-life clients, past and present, by checking out the testimonials below! 


You know it’s been too long since your last professional portrait. You need an update! Book with Lisa Patchem for your Longmont business headshot needs. All portraits are done in studio. (That means you’ll be inside the gift shop with fancy lights surrounding you 🙂

Whatchu need?

Whatever it is, there’s a 100% guarantee! We don’t sleep well at night unless you’re happy with your results.

All options require a $99 holding fee* for your session. Don’t worry, this amount is applied toward your final payment!

*We keep this amount if you don’t show up, so don’t be a dick by making us waste our time. We really are fun – be fun with us!

Bad Ass Business Headshots

$ 175
The business expense that pays for itself. We get it - it's kinda annoying and you reaaaally don't feel like it. But you gotta do it! It's sort-of like taxes, but we're way more fun!
  • Quick, hassle-free sessions!
  • Turn around time of less than 48 hours.
  • Includes retouching of teeth whitening, blemish removal and skin softening.

Mother's Day Special

A serious steal of a deal. Get Mom something nice for once. We aren't judging...much
$ 299
Way less work then you would imagine. You do the booking, mom does the happy tears. Done.
Includes a CANVAS PRINT!
  • Includes 11" x 14" Canvas Print.
  • (3) Digital files for sharing online.
  • A la Carte options to fit every need.
  • We digitally switch heads so we can guarantee a perfect portrait to hang on your walls!

Family Portraiture

$ 499
You'll wish you had done it years ago. You've been meaning to, right?
Includes a CANVAS PRINT!
  • Includes a 16" x 20" Canvas Print.
  • (5) Digital files for online sharing.
  • Craft your perfect package - a la carte options for all your gift print needs.
  • All printed portraits include retouching.
“Had a blast and the picture quality is amazing! The exciting thing is all the compliments we get on our Professional Photos and our Family photos. So, don’t just take my word for it, ask our fans! You won’t be disappointed!”
Family Portraits & Business Headshots
Damian w. | The Wise Team Keller WIlliams 1st Realty