Alarm, You’re a Little Bitch Socks


2 in stock

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Dear alarm clock, I know I need you but I seriously hate you. You make me do the things I don’t want to do. You tear me from my slumber and thrust me into the harsh adult real-world. You shatter my (actual) dreams every morning, but still. Thank you for helping me not get fired. I’m sorry I cuss you out every single day. I’m still going to do it (and I’m going to wear socks that say so), but I do appreciate you. I guess. 

Fits women’s shoe size 5-10.
50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

1% of the sale of all Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.