I Never Fart


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It has been scientifically proven, with science, by scientists, that women don’t fart. Women are perfect precious creatures, free from the burdens of the burlier sex. Wear these to ward off all the nasty rumors that suggest otherwise. We do not recommend wearing these socks on taco Tuesday, unless you’re feeling especially like defending all the science behind what doesn’t come out of your behind. Only so many things can be blamed on the dog.

Fits women’s shoe size 5-10.

58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

1% of the sale of all Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.


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